lots of talk about the internet and in the end jesus comes back right now

in recent happenings:

i am currently using a wired internet connection which is so 2003 and i kind of hate how our wireless used to work and now it is over being used. actually now that i am typing about it, wired sucks just as much as the wireless. what the hells verizon, how can i get my internets on when you be sucking at the connecting. whatevs.

in other news, i still work where i work. if you google me, that is pretty much all that will come up for me on the world wide web. that and maybe facebook cause internetcognito is how i roll. it would also be funny if people actually google me and go to work website, so i can hear about how hits to our site have "spiked" and the speculation as to why that may be cause we talk about those things, the website hits, in our super forever meetings. and i would think in my heart as if i where telling my fellow workers: yes, kelly k.'s blog is so Internet famous it can actually spike web site stats with the mere mention of another site.

more news still, i am so tired of waiting for my netflicks to buffer and wish that old ladies would stop with email forwards cause they creep me out a bunch and make me wonder about the kind of person who takes the time to make one (i.e. the thing happening at the end of this post).

also, i totally have been avoiding making work friends cause i don't want to get involved with everything that goes along with that, which is pretty bad cause essentially the other organization in our office sets up networking events and they network 24/7 cause it is their job and maybe if i had any aspirations in life i could get into that but right now i am just doing what i do, trying what i try. i need to think of aspiring and get to it.

my current emotional cycle is one day really tired/ hysterical/ crying/ you would almost think i had been drinking combo and then the next day super awake/ eyes wide open at 6am/ i actually have been drinking. guess which day in the cycle i am on now. i will give you a hint it is the one i like. the cycle is really awesome, ask greg about it.

and finally, before i go and not to return for possibly a month or so (these days i am trying to be realistic) i present creepy lord and savior jesus gif:

HE ARRIVED THIS MORNING, WE HAD PRAYER; SPENT SOME TIME JUST TALKING, AND HE HELD ME FOR AWHILE BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A BAD MORNING. THEN, HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO YOUR PLACE.