i know nothing about food but i know alot about stupid people.

i have had a fairly disjointed morning, involving getting up late, a pair of high heeled boots, and an extended moment spent thinking about, watering my Christmas tree but not actually doing it, resulting in making me late for my train. having said all that, i wanted to point out that it is pretty amazing that i managed to capture this conversation in the dunkin donuts of suburabn station:

woman: do you have any low carb bagles?
dunkin: umm, we have multi grain.
woman: uh, ok. i will take one of those i guess.

so i hear this and want to say to her: aren't bagles carbs?
but it turns out, dunkin donuts actually does make a bagle which they market as low carb which i think is totally ridiculous cause i am stuck on the question: aren't bagles carbs?

i hate this morning and i hate listening to people ask questions about carbs.